THIS IS A FICTIONAL DEPICTION OF THE REAL CAPTAIN BLUNT...
He's a commercial airline pilot and Navy Captain who once saved a Boeing 747-400 full of people from going down after it lost an engine. That hero isn’t on social media, so we can't tag him. But if you give him the recognition he deserves in the comments, we’ll print them out, sit him down on our lap, and read them aloud to him like it’s geriatric story time.
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1. NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3. ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.